Some Information About Myself. Check it.

1. I’m 37 years old. Born in 1942. Trust me; I’m still a young bunny.
2. Ashley Wallace
3. Female
4. 9 years
5. Leo is my sign. I’m totally confident and ambitious. I’m always loyal to my husband Ciggy. At times, I can be a bit stubborn, but it’s only because I know what I believe in and I stand for it (Leo).
6. I’m 5’10” and look more like a model than a teacher. I know I’m a beauty in Stratford, so I usually attempt to dress modest in order to play down by stunning looks. But even then, my totally natural Audrey Hepburn skin glows through and my long brown hair bounces perfectly in its big curls (Audrey Hepburn). Its way hard to hide a pretty thing, ya know? Most people wonder why I settle for Cig, but I like men that are less attractive than me. That way I know they will always be loyal and treat me like a queen.
7. Being from a wealthy family, of course, I attended high school at a Catholic all girls school. From there, mother insisted that I continue onto one of the most prestigious colleges around; Vassar.
8. After graduating from Vassar, I moved to Stratford to care for my sick grandmother. It was there that I met and fell in love with Cig. We got married, and he hired me to teach at his high school. I have been happily married and teaching Senior History ever since.
9. Teaching Senior History at Stratford is my first paying job. Mother and Father always said it was wrong for a young lady to work while in school.
10. Last year I made $21,322.63 (“The 1970s”). I totally have too much money to worry about making anymore.
11. I haven’t done much spending lately. I mean, I basically have everything I want already. I did go to the store yesterday and bought a spring coat for $24.99. I felt totally sweet when I can home with Ciggy some new dress shoes for Sunday school. Those only cost me $21.80. Not that I need it, but I also decided to buy a dress for $37 (“Clothes”).
12. I am married to and absolutely in love with Cig Wallace. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Why would a high class beauty like Ashley go for someone with Cig’s social status?” I totally have no control. I’m a lot to handle sometimes and Cig takes care of me. We are 100% in love, and that’s enough for me.
13. As you already know, I am married to the principle, Cig. My best friend is Sally James, another teacher at our school. She is the most loyal friend I know. As long as I have Cig and Sally by my side, nothing can bring me down.
14. In my spare time, I usually dig just relaxing and reading an interesting book. Nothing special. Maybe some television or catching a movie.
15. I am a faithful attendant of Stratford Baptist Church.
16. As much as I hate to admit it, I can be a tad over confident. It’s just totally hard when people have told me all of my life that I am so perfect. Want to know a secret? I know I’m not perfect. But its way easier to just act like I am sometimes, ya know? I also can be totally stubborn. But that’s just me. I can’t change who I am.
17. I’m totally ambitious. I stand up for what I believe and I fight for it like nothing else even matters. I also am quite the talker. I’m not sure if this is good or bad but it usually works towards by advantage. I think that’s how I got Sally as my best friend. She’s shy and I bring out her outgoing side. Ya dig?
18. When I was little I won a beauty pageant. Just a small one nothing big. I was top of my class in my high school. Totally a big deal. One time at a Thanksgiving dinner my family voted me most likely to become a model. That award is like totally my favorite.
19. Ciggy and I attend Stratford Baptist every Sunday morning, mostly because I know how badly the women who sleep in are spoken of. I also help out at the Children’s Hospital. This good deed has no ulterior motives. I love children and I enjoy helping them develop into totally awesome people.
20. Of course I don’t have a police record. What kind of lady would that make me?
21. Cadillac Elderado 1960. Got it for $7,401 (“Classic Car”).
22. “Life of Brian” is the most recent movie I have watched. Sally convinced me to see it with her. We totally had to go as soon as it opened, August 17, 1979. Directed by Terry Jones, Brian is born in a stable of Christmas and spends his entire life being mistaken as a messiah (“Life of Brian”). Connecting to my religious background, I enjoyed the rad movie. “Manhattan” is another movie I saw not too long ago. I’m a sucker for love movies and even dragged Cig with me to this one. On April 25, 1979, the movie was released and we were the first in line. Woody Allen did a fantastic job directing the love story of divorced New Yorker who attempts to steal his best friend’s girl (“Manhattan”). Talk about a radical movie!
23. “A Wrinkle in Time”, by Madeliene L’Engle has to be one of the most rad books I’ve read. Published in 1962, I immediately bought the book but never got around to reading it until just recently. I was overwhelmed with the story of a father trapped in the fifth dimension and the journey to help get him out (“A Wrinkle”). I also just purchased the phony book “The Outsiders” by S.E. Hinton, published in 1967. The story of young men finding their place in the world was totally unnecessary with all of the violence and heartache. I cannot understand why people would want to read such a thing (“The Outsiders”).
24. “Woman’s Day” and “People” are the only magazines I totally have to read (1978 Magazine).
25. Bewitched is the most far out show to come on the air. I love to laugh and this show totally keeps me laughing. I also can’t miss an episode of Happy Days. The Fonz is the most radical character on any show (Mondout). I wish Cig would act more like him.
26. There is only one person I closely relate myself to. That is the bunny Jane Fonda (“10 Best”). We are alike in many ways. She followed in her father’s footsteps and in a way so did I. My father had a lot of money, and of course now I do too. Thanks to Daddy I will never have to worry about money again. Jane Fonda never had to worry about that either. Also, we are both beauties. That’s totally hard to beat.